Brice: Hey, hey, heeeey… what’s up? Brice Derico here and lookin’ pretty good, if I do say so myself. I’m totally working my new look. Don’t agree? Sucks to be you, I don’t care.
Guess I’m supposed to update you on things around the Derico house, huh? A lot has happened. We’re talking an Encyclopedia’s worth, here. Let’s see…