Proudmoore Valley

Residents: Jania & Blazej Jeffress, Jenna Jeffress

Jania: Whew, hey there. How’re you doing? Things have been pretty uneventful around here. There’s been some birthdays, as you can see. I’m all old and gray now, heh. How weird is that? I don’t feel old. Everytime I look in the mirror, I don’t recognize the person staring back at me. Ah well… young at heart, as they say!

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Residents: Loraine Derico, Louis Proudmoore

From: lorderico@PMU.edu
To: dderico@ssmc.mil
Subject: Miss me yet?

Hey, how’s it going over there at the baby factory? You know I’m kidding. Make sure you tell everyone I said hi! College is okay, I guess. I’m finally settled in at the Greek House… which was almost completely stripped of everything when I arrived! What happened? There were cans and garbage everywhere! Talk about a wild party.

Oh, and thanks for that pile of bills. I just loved watching my scholarship money flutter away into nothing. Remind me not to babysit for free anymore!

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