Residents: Damian & Alice Derico, Randy Derico
Randy: Heeeey there, how you doin’? I got big, didn’t I? Yeeah, you bet I did! Guess its my turn to do this little ditty, so let’s get the ball rollin’, right? First, though… we gotta backtrack a ‘lil.
I was a cute ‘lil tyke, don’t you agree? Yeeah, that’s what I thought. I got good grades, too. Mom and dad were reeeal proud. Jamie was all jealous like. Y’see… he didn’t exactly get the “brains” of the family. I guess I’m pretty average. But don’t tell Jamie that. I love rubbing it in his face that I’m some kinda genius. He was always pickin’ on me when he still lived here. Callin’ me weird and stuff. He was just jealous ‘cause I’m the baby and all.
As for mom and dad, they’re settlin’ in to the old life pretty good. Still up to their old tricks. Sometimes I think its pretty gross to see them all kissy-kissy… but then I figure, hey… whatever, y’know? I mean, they’re happy, so that’s cool. I’m all about the love… but I think ya gotta share it. Not right to keep it all to yourself or one person. Monogamy is just bunk, man.
‘Course that didn’t mean I wasn’t all proud of my parents. Yeeeah, I was always bragging, especially about dad. He got this CRAZY bonus at work, man. It was just insane. Brought home a load of cash. My mouth just kept runnin’ about “my dad the astronaut” who made millions.
Which brings us to the here and now. That’s right, man. I’m a TEENAGER! Folks, lock up your daughters, ‘cause Randy is on the prrrowl. I love the ladies, and the ladies… they love me! I’m like casanova, I got so much love to give. Yeeah, its great to be young and free. I got ladies linin’ up outside the house, day and night. The phone? Oh man, I had to get my own cell; it just wouldn’t stop ringin’! Mom and dad don’t like my choice in life, but they’ll get over it. I mean… it’s not like I’m hurtin’ anyone or anything, y’know?
Sure, I got some scholarships and stuff… ‘cause I hear college is just SWARMIN’ with like, high class chicks. I’m totally all over that, man. But until then, I’m romancing all the girls at my highschool. They all know I’m ‘bad news’, but I’m so addictive, they just can’t give me up! Already had several parents ringing us up and tellin’ my folks that they don’t want me anywhere near their daughters. Pssht… that’s what sneakin’ out is for!
When time for college rolled around, I spent my last day hangin’ out in my favorite place. Old habits die hard, y’know? I may be older, but I’m as whacky and crazy as I ever was. Just wait ’til I get to college! I’ll tear that campus apart, man!
College is great, just like I thought it would be! I’m the only one left, so I get the Greek House allll to myself. Oooh yeah, its totally sweet. Not that I spend much time there, heh. I’m usually out at the clubs. That’s where I met my equal. She’s awesome, man. We’re both on the same wave-lenght. She likes to spread the love as much as I do! I think I’m actually in love with her… doesn’t mean I’ll stop payin’ attention to the other ladies, but this girl, oh yeah. She’s like… the piece to my puzzle or somethin’.
Now if I could just remember her name!
I better get goin’, man. This girl is straight up hot and she’s really into the PDA. So we’re gonna go hit up the photo booth and give the place a good show. See ya around.
Randy Derico
Romance (Hall of Famer)
Libra (4, 8, 5, 10, 8 )
Since he’s the last of this generation to go to college, I didn’t bother giving him his own entry. He’s on his senior year already and those are the only two pictures I have, heh. I’m not sure what I’m going to do about University next time around. It’s really becoming… bothersome and redundant to write about!