Proudmoore Valley

Residents: Damian & Alice Derico, Randy Derico

Randy: Heeeey there, how you doin’? I got big, didn’t I? Yeeah, you bet I did! Guess its my turn to do this little ditty, so let’s get the ball rollin’, right? First, though… we gotta backtrack a ‘lil.

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Residents: Elle Derico, Rex Derico, Jenna Jeffress (Proudmoore), Diana Derico, Jamie Derico

College life continued as normal for those residing in the Aridestra Greek house. It wasn’t long before they were joined by Elle’s younger sister, Diana. She and Jenna were glad to be reunited once again. The young blonde was surprised by the news that her cousin and best friend, Rex, had caved to Jenna’s advances.

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Residents: Elle Derico, Rex Derico, Jenna Jeffress (Proudmoore)

Elle: Well, hi there! Elle Derico here… yeah, one of the many children of Damian and Alice Derico. Hey, at least they don’t have as many as my grandpa and grandma did, yikes! Though I am glad to be out of there once and for all. Between Jamie’s constant need of attention, Randy bawling, and Diana’s endless rambling about which haircare product she was switching to… I was about to go crazy. So now I’m here at college with my cousin Rex and Jenna Jeffress… who both happen to be very good friends of Diana’s… great.

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Residents: Loraine Derico, Louis Proudmoore, Vincent Derico, Kitty Derico, Sadie Howe

Vincent: Hey, what’s the big idea? Didn’t you hear? I’m totally not a morning person. What? Ah, crap. I hate this stuff. Whatever, guess I don’t have a choice. Heh.

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Residents: Loraine Derico, Louis Proudmoore

From: lorderico@PMU.edu
To: dderico@ssmc.mil
Subject: Miss me yet?

Hey, how’s it going over there at the baby factory? You know I’m kidding. Make sure you tell everyone I said hi! College is okay, I guess. I’m finally settled in at the Greek House… which was almost completely stripped of everything when I arrived! What happened? There were cans and garbage everywhere! Talk about a wild party.

Oh, and thanks for that pile of bills. I just loved watching my scholarship money flutter away into nothing. Remind me not to babysit for free anymore!

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Residents: Serena Derico, Damian Derico

Serena: Hey again! Yeah, bet you thought you’d see the last of us for a bit, huh? No way! You can’t rid of us, or me actually, that easily.

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Alice: Hi! I’m Alice Proudmoore and I’ve just arrived at college. To say I’m scared would be really silly… because honestly I’m FRIGHTENED as all get out! At least my greatest friends ever, Davina and Sade Derico, are here with me!

I don’t know what I was thinking when I dressed myself. Jania would be so upset at me copying her! I’ll have to go shopping for new clothes.

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Living in a dormitory that holds 18 people can get quite hectic at times. Especially when they utilize ‘regular’ bathrooms. You’ll find random dormies studying, smustling, and just plain chattering away the day while some poor soul tries desperately to reach the toliet and shoo them all away.

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Jania: Can you believe it? Me, in college! Yeah, you heard right. I’m big learnin’ now. All on my own, no maidy-mae nagging me endlessly and no diapers to change. Jania is wild and free! Look out campus, here I come!

But first, wow. These clothes… they gotta go. What was I thinking?!
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